EMO FREAK

My life thus far.

2008-05-26T23:15:00.010+08:00

Been a long long long long long long long long time since I've blogged. So much have changed in my life. There have been many ups and downs, like a see-saw which has caused me to become such a fatiuged nutcase.

School this year is crazy. Soccer tutorials soccer tutorials soccer tutorials. Alot of running, 0 tutorials completed. Need to catch up with work so badly but I'm blogging now instead.

HECK.

Really really trained hard this past 8 months man, most of us. Even though I didn't play much, the feeling in my heart after the final whistle was freaking heavy and sore. Kept tears to myself but others couldn't contain. Prolly they worked much harder than me.

Certain friends have come and gone, some gotten closer, some have drifted away. I'm glad to have all those memories.

MEHMEH

08S44!

STEPHAS

NO HAIR, SEE MY SAD SAD FACE SO POOR THING. MUST WEAR BEANIE TO HIDE THE EMBARASSMENT.

Jiamin. Cute hor.

NEXT YEAR IT'LL BE OURS.

Singapore tattoo ah, hiong!

2007-08-09T18:41:00.000+08:00

It's S'pore's birthday! Honestly, i don't really give a shit. Not that i'm trying to show attitude but my family just doesn't do such stuff.

The school gave out tattoos though, they were pretty fun actually.

PASTE WET WET PASTE WET WET PASTE WET WET.

INSTANT TATTOOS!

Chiong tattoo ah!

Steady ahhh!

I is made in singapore!

I is made in singapore too too too!

Ah beng (my name in mandarin) do, Ah seng follow. Brudder ah!

HIONG BO! Go to your nearest tattoo parlour and get them now!

I'm a fucking twit.

Oh, happy 42nd birthday, menopause coming soon.

Principal(s)

2007-08-03T16:17:00.000+08:00

We have 2 (WRONG, WE HAVE 3. HOW'D I KNOW RIGHT?!) principals in VS (like duhhh). During the recently held Victoria Challenge, our principals actively participated in the events and their efforts should be applauded.

Mr Loh

Mr Minjoot

WAH SKILL

Some people say he bears a resemblence to Javier Mascherano.

Look at the excited face of Mr Minjoot

Locking fingers when celebrating, hmmm.

Doesn't this look awfully familiar.

Sorry i can't help it but it was the first thing that came to my mind.

A picture that i'll keep forever.

Classic.

Gandalf and Magneto, the truth.

2007-07-24T19:38:00.000+08:00

Gandalf and magneto are gay. Hoho! Watch this video.

Puki.

2007-07-22T13:40:00.000+08:00

Hey anyone going to China anytime soon? I want a puki, yes puki. I want an energetic puki, sociable puki, smiling puki and shy puki. ME? PERVERTED? SICKO? PSYCHO? DERANGED?! SCUM OF THE EARTH? SHAMELESS CREATURE?!

Or maybe u're thinking that i just love to crack sick jokes. NO!

I mean it.

Let's all bring a puki home today.

CRIBS.

2007-07-22T12:12:00.000+08:00

WELLSCOMES TO DIS EPISOW OF MTV CRIBS!

This is my crib y'all. X)

Wah, have just moved into my new place for a little more than a week, and i must say that things have turned out pretty smoothly. Have no problems getting used to this new environment at all. Like sleeping at night (whole family like pigs :O) , accessibility and all. It's so shaded that u won't feel any heat at all, very shiok, can just sleep all day lol. So windy! Alas, A good new place requires good interiors too.

The interiors are pretty okay. Considering that we don't hire interior designers which would have cost a bomb. BOOM.

This is my backside, nono outyard, nono, backyard/outside. Or whatever shit u call it.

buay pai lar hor.

LIVING ROOM!

dua dua eh tian si gi [TV for non- hokkieners(like duh)]

i swear to whoever u want me to swear to that this is a fan+ light.

Macam flower hor?! SPECIAL..

DINING ROOM!

actually it's the same compound as my living room.

shall just live in self denial :o This is DA place where i put stuff into my mouth.

KITCHEN

TOILET

This is where the magic happens a.k.a. DA place where all the stuff comes out.

LIFESTYLE.

Finally, me room!

Gotta share, but what to do. my parents wanted the baby bonus thingy :X

so shaded.

Yeah that's all for this episode of CRIBS.

Now get the fuck out of my house!

2007-05-12T19:58:00.000+08:00

Am trying to study for mid years. Will definitely go crazy after it ends. Can't wait for pirates!

Miss Universe.

2007-04-22T17:01:00.000+08:00

Singapore's Miss Universe Pageant. Really isn't anything big but i think i'm gonna watch it tonight cause these year's contestants are prety good. Pretty good as in pretty lar! Except for a few very erm, hahahaha. But true beauty lies inside instead of only on looks right? You can be not that pleasant outside but still emerge victorious, beating other contestants based on inner beauty, right?

This is the poster for Miss Singapore Universe 2007.

Right. HAHAHAHAHHA.

I'm a shallow bastard, i know i know. All i'm trying to say that there must be a good mix of beauty and brains what. If not how to compete with all the other girls all over the world?!

Oh shit another week of crazy studying approaching. Marcus jIaYoUZxzX WorzxZ! So kAwAiiiXZz.

Weekend!

2007-04-20T20:40:00.000+08:00

Had a horrendous haircut, learnt about our exit from the B boys Nationals Soccer Tournament. Doesn't sound that bad though. Bad hair, go out lesser. Lesser outings, no more FOOTBALL. That equates to more time dedicated to the preparation for Prelims 1.

Time to be mugger dog!

Anand's been calling me one anyway. Any similarities?

I think i look more like a gorilla muahahahahhaa.

I am so so hooked to this song. Everytime i go to the bathroom to shower confirm sing. My mum says that my singing is like 'TAI GUI', a chicken shrieking while being slaughtered. Anyone wanna go KARAOKE with me?! :DD

How to lose weight.

2007-04-18T19:41:00.000+08:00

Wanna know how to lose weight? There is one ultimate proven method for you designed by me!
And this formula is..

EAT SEOUL GARDEN!

You get to enjoy the enormous variety of food, drinks, desserts whatever and still lose weight! How to? The secret lies in that people with no patience like You and I ( Don't say you've got patience, talk cock) will get sick of waiting for food to be cooked fully. Thereafter, you will naturally stuff partially cooked food into your mouth whether you know about it or not.

TRULY MAGICAL!

Next day, u will have non stop visits to the toilet due to your inability to digest those uncooked food. Shit ah, shit ah, in the end you would have realised you've shitted(shat) more than what you ate last night. Wonderful isn't it?

Now can bloody smile smile, day after shit until cannot stand properly!

TRY IT!

Mid years are coming soon, better start working!

2007-02-23T23:36:00.000+08:00

WTF. Get the joke? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

My Chinese New Year

2007-02-23T22:50:00.000+08:00

Visited Chinatown on the eve of the lunar new year,

Funny looking lightings and decorations

Nothing like brotherly love!

Spotted a kiasu family taking 3 holy joss sticks home for good luck in their car, hahahahha.

Dawn came, and we were eager for those little red stuff.

Tried my luck in mahjong, but i ended up losing loads!

Should have listened to LI Nan Xing and his 'curb gambling campaign' advert.
I'm a bankrupt!

And that's my ever so boring CNY. Ahhhhhhhhhh.

Big news big news.
THE VICTORIA SCHOOL 'B' SOCCER TEAM HAS JUST QUALIFIED FOR THE NATIONALS. SEMIFINALS TO BE HELD SOON. MUST COME SUPPORT SUPPORT OKAY!

Birthdays are a delight.

2007-02-12T18:11:00.000+08:00

LOO YI HAO had his birthday gathering last night. Reached there late cause i had to complete the stupid chemistry test. Anyway, i've come to a conclusion why Yi Hao's so big. I thought my cooked alot alot, but i was wrong. Yi hao's Mum cooked a hell lot more! Even with 9 people (4 left early), the meal couldn't be finished. As always, i'll be the SHAMELESS CREATURE that devours most of the food. And so she offered to give me some food to take home.

So much! Taller than Petronas Towers. But i like heh heh heh.

The usual ritual was observed, we cut and eat cake!

After eating, he then started trying out his new clothes to pose pose! I see i drool, so shuai!

Arty, Zhen Ping, Bday boy and i!

With Guo Jun.

Handsome lar, handsome lar.

I found out what caused the burning of my computer. All along i suspected the CPU. But i was wrong! It was this.

Adui, chao tah aleady!

Lion Forest

2007-02-08T18:00:00.000+08:00

Did my cip last saturday. I mean i tried to it, but in the end of course we ended up slacking! Traditions don't change. Pretty much the boring slacking stuff that we did, eat eat eat Borat eat. However, there was this glimpse of how sentimental us boys can be.

Darren, Zhi Hwa, Azmeer and Arthur.

We were all having good boyish fun!

Later on, Papa decided to take me to the driving range. It's been so long since i've used an iron to smack the ball. So of course i had a thought that i might just swing the club, and the clubs flies, not the ball.

This is a nervous boy, not a BenGZXz wItH cApSzxZX wORhxZx ]]'

Fortunately, i didn't do that bad. Managed to reach 150m with a 5 iron and about 190 with the driver. ( i see girls hitting further than that!)

Oh well, no Tiger woods, still have Lion Forest at least! Laugh leh laugh leh!

2007-02-04T01:25:00.000+08:00

I'd rather die than go through with this. YES, YES, YES!

LIFE IN THE NEW YEAR.

2007-01-31T20:24:00.000+08:00

Many things have changed since this year, don't really have the freedom now due to my failure in coping with studies. Other than that, things have been looking better than before! I'm really looking forward.

Today is mummy's birthday. Of course we celebrated. I wanted to get her a few slices of cheesecakes that were recommended but didn't manage to do so. Cause i was being headhunted by Tampines Sec mats, or i was told so. I only got their player sent off right, what's the big deal. Punch me, what to expect right! if i really got whacked and the newspapers reported it, i wonder how it would look like.

Devesh said the article wouldn't have enough picture space to fit the whole of my head.
Bloody hell always so quiet then now in times of crisis he shoot me in the head. (pardon the typo, u get my meaning)

But of course i'm still very much alive.

So! It's my mum's birthday today! Dad bought her a cake, and we sang the usual happy birthday song.

Matthew and i were smiling cause we were aiming for the ice cream cake, muahaha.

Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday mummmmyyy,
Happy birthday to you!

Love you mummy.

My sUpEr sWeEt 16 WorHZXZxZxZXZ.

2007-01-20T13:47:00.000+08:00

Parties are all the rage now! Went to Ms Eunice Ho Ho Ho's last week. Not bad lar, Got cake to eat, dinner also. (main reason i went :X) Everyone stores their memories with pictures, and since this was Ms Ho's 16th one, of course there would be picture taking right.

(Pictures are small, click on it for a detailed view!)

Macam queen with tiara some more.

I want my super sweet 16 birthday too!

See i can look glam with my tiara also, just have to find big enough one to fit my head!

Soccer lesson from youtube.

2007-01-13T00:00:00.001+08:00

This is by far the best video you can find on youtube if you want to improve on your soccer skills! Not bluffing, just watch.

I'm out of touch, i'm out of touch...

Soccer lesson from youtube.

2007-01-13T00:00:00.000+08:00

This is by far the best video you can find on youtube if you want to improve on your soccer skills! Not bluffing, just watch.

I'm out of touch, i'm out of touch...

Fashion trend!

2007-01-12T23:09:00.000+08:00

Rainy day. Match cancelled. So didn't get any chance to use our boots and socks. We didn't wanna get home with our long pants soaked in water, so the smart people from VS Soccer Team have invented a way to keep our pants warm and dry. Who knows, it might be a future fashion trend!

Punkie+ Jap girl stockings= GENIUS!

Look at Chester, hahahahahahahhahahaha.

Soccer boys will now have more fun, with THE RETURN OF YANG SONG.

Got scolded 3 times the first time he came on Wednesday lar. Shiny head will be with us, yay!

New skin!

2007-01-07T13:55:00.000+08:00

New blogskin. I know this isn't as good as the previous but what to do, the last one went cuckoo. Good skins are hard to find! Anyway, check out my twitter badge at the PLUGS section, and see what great stuff i do all day!

Why do i not want to be part of a royal family.

2006-12-27T00:17:00.000+08:00

Watched Curse Of the Golden flower today. And after it i felt so blessed that my family wasn't like that of the King's. The king was of course played by Chow Yun Fatt, the queen was played by Gong Li. And their second son is is played by JAY CHOU. He was partly the reason why i wanted to watch this movie.

Just like what critics have said, the women in the palace all SHOW HALF BALLS LITERALLY.

2 half balls= 1 ball.
1 ball, 2 balls, 3 balls, 4 balls, 5 balls.

WAH, so many balls how to count. Need calculator man!

The king doesn't like the queen and poisons her with mushrooms from Persia. Which is somewhere in the world now, hahahaha. I know but i don't wanna say only. The queen then finds out the poisonous medicine which she had been taking and pleads for Jay to overthrow king Yun Fatt. Well the plot sounds simple right. But it isn't! It's so complicated that i have to draw mindmap, as i have learnt from school. Who says that u don't apply school stuff into your daily life. I apply now!

(click to enlarge)
If u could understand that then i say u're goood! Then anyway the final battle begun lar.

Looks like monkey god.

I mean, no offence lar, he's like my idol.
But u can't deny the resemblence!!

In the end, everyone dies except for the king.

So stupid, disunited, disloyal and unfilial. Complicating some more.

But i like the song at the ending.

And, i can cospray u know! I can cospray Ryuzaki from Death Note. HAHAHAHA.

IDENTICAL MAN!

Best dictionary ever.

2006-12-23T02:38:00.001+08:00

Coxford Singlish Dictionary.

With this, you'll have no more language problems in Sinagpore anymore! Even angmohs will find this useful. I swear. I is becoming likes a singapore peeper liao, england kena sai. But can jagan tension lar, everyone orso spik like mes what after u see the book! See around or type any word u want, bad word orso can! Sibei song ah!

Schoolchewren ‘Too Lan’ Over Flood Timing

2006-12-23T01:43:00.000+08:00

Schoolchildren nationwide have expressed annoyance and dismay at the timing of the recent flooding.

“Na beh!” said Bukit Gorblok Secondary Three student Chin Ah Suay. “Why now only then flood? When we all taking our fricking exam that time, weather all swee-swee! Instead, now got holiday, wah, suddenly rain until got flood! At least wait a few more weeks when we kena go back to school, lah!”

“I also say!” said Sino-English School Sec. 4 student Chao Mah Ger. “With the flooding, they might have postponed some of my papers and I would have had extra time to mug and do one more round of extra ten year series. Other countries got snow days, how come Singapore cannot have a flood day? Ministry of Education is damn chao kuan!”

However, not all students were so upset.

Said Waffles Junior College student Wee Ee Leet, “Such reactions are typical of the usual wretched, undermotivated, overassuming students we have here. Of course, we elite students couldn’t care less. Regardless of weather conditions, we’ll always be high and dry. We will naturally do well in our exams, and even if we don’t, we’ll be sent overseas and come back and still take over the country. Nothing can rain on our parade, not even a monsoon.”

The Ministry of Education has issued a statement saying that “the downpour is good for students. The water is causing a lot of streams, and we continue to believe that streaming still has some benefit.”

In related news, some Singaporeans have called the flooding “our very own Katrina”. But not everyone has taken to this.

“Katrina?” said Mr. Kenny Nair of Bukit Gorblok Street 19. “That’s not what I’d name this flood. I’d also start with ‘ka’ and end with ‘na’, but I’d definitely be saying something else about this weather.”

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Funny yet true! I really hope the flood procrastinates school for a few days cause i don't want the holidays to end AHHHHHH!

Bags of happiness.

2006-12-21T00:26:00.000+08:00

Went to Joel's christmas party today. And i must say that it wasn't bad, in fact it was quite fun. Had fun games and all. But of course my favourite parts were EATING and the gift exchange programme.

I got a nice looking towel as my gift to exchange. Abit budget lar, and i think i made a profit after the gift exchange. Guess what i got. I got bags, not 1 but 2 bags. It isn't Santa's gift bag.

It isn't ugly okay, smack u then u know. It's artistic.

IT WAS 2 BAGS OF RICE WEIGHING 5KG EACH! Worked so hard to get it lar, had to exchange with Glen's girlfriend before getting my hands on these 2 babies.

WOW.

Only setback was that i had to lug it all the way from Joel's house, which was in Yio Chu Kang, back to mine, in Bedok. I was some cuckoo in a black shirt carrying 2 bags of rice at 11.30pm.
But worth it right, right? Don't believe, i can do the math.

1 towel= $4.90.
1 bag of rice= approximately $8
2 bags of rice= $16
profit made= $11.10

The smile on my face with the 2 bags of rice?= priceless.
Don't say cliche >:(

Mr. Yandao No. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6! HOHOHO.

Is Christmas good? Yeah definitely cause my family will have no rice shortage for weeks MUAHAHA. But of course there are other joys to Christmas lar, and i hope everyone enjoys it!

Signing off on my ride, bye!

Request from Kusu Man.

2006-12-19T16:18:00.001+08:00

Fang he requested that i put this up. I think it portrays his mother country's fighting spirit, and so that's why he was so eager for this video to be shown around.
Well here it is, Yao Ming the basketballer.

Hmmm, i guess that he's saying, " Come on guys! We're doing well, keep it up!"
Now what do you think? Hahahahahahahah.

Favourite primary school song!

2006-12-15T22:09:00.000+08:00

My fav primary school song man! Listening to it brought back memories! AWWWWWW.
But the actress in the mv isn't that pretty :X

Where is the remote?!

2006-12-15T20:05:00.000+08:00

After the match against St. Pats. at Tanglin Secondary, Mummy called me sudenly and told me that the remote control was lost. I didn't really give even the slightest damn at first cause i was all the way in Clementi, in the west.

That wasn't until i got home, and realised how sacred and powerful and essential the remote control was. Without the remote control, i had to get up from the sofa, walk 2 metres, and then press the pathetic small buttons on the set top box.

Picture of set top box. Not picture of the picture of my Dad and Mummy.

The shuffling between the box and the sofa was so frustrating. In the end i just turned on the ps2 and gamed, hahaha.

Then Mummy and Matthew came back home. Mummy explained that it was the small boy's fault and assumed that he was too engrossed with his cartoons that he forgot where he put the remote. Mummy even thought up of a scenario which was hilarious, but logical at the same time. And that the boy was so blur that he threw his cup noodles which he had eaten earlier while holding the remote control and just tossed everything down the rubbish chute without even noticing. I did that once but luckily it was just the rubbish bin. HAHAH.

We searched everwhere, and that theory of my Mummy's seemed to become more realistic.

We ransacked sofas

Someone's not helping.

Rooms

Violins

I even checked the frigging toilet bowl.

Looks clean right? i hope it is..

We were all getting so desperate.

REMOTE REMOTE WHERE ARE YOU.

I LOVE YOU.

I MISS YOU.

I WANT YOU.

I NEEEEED YOU!

Just when i was about to break out in tears (hahah as if), Melissa (with only the legs shown in picture 2), casually picked up some blothes from the sofa and guess what.

It's like wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf lar. She didn't even bother to find, and suddenly poop, the remote just pops up right infront of her. Oh well this is how the world works. UNPREDICTABLE.

SACRED. HOLY. ENCHANTING. ALMIGHTY. MAGICAL.

I then began to laugh off Mummy's theory of the cup noodles and remote, and even mocked her. Until she gave me that horrifying look that she's gonna kill me. I went quiet.

And so, watching television the usual way has resumed. And i lived happily ever after!

Moral of the story? Always place important stuff at the right place so that u don't ever misplace them.

Aiyah screw those clothes lar.

Another one.

2006-12-10T01:57:00.000+08:00

Man these beer commercials are just great man. Funny, and good for the eyes too. I want my own way of opening beer too!

How to open beer.

2006-12-10T01:39:00.000+08:00

I would love to go to a pub one day and drink beer legally! But until that day comes, i think i can learn how to open them. Many ways to do so, so so many! Weet weet.

For a moment i thought she opened it with her hahahahahahahahhahahah. That was what the bloody commercial was trying to hint what! Not my fault nono.

Bad habits.

2006-12-08T16:22:00.000+08:00

Humans make mistakes. Some people constantly make the mistakes, and that is called a bad habit. From what i know, VS boys, or rather VS soccer boys in particular, have a common bad habit. And what isit? Changing in the open.

Maybe other boys schools have the same habit? I do not know. But we soccer boys always change in the open, sometimes without noticing that there are members of the public or students from other school looking. Yes yes, in VS, we do change in the open. But who cares?! Boys right. And so we subconciously take this habit outside of the school. Like today. Hahahahaha. Guess how many people did it.

Not one, not two, but three! All just subconciously just taking off their jerseys and shorts off to change. I am very observant, so i saw all the three incidents. LOL. Wong had to talk to them about changing in the public cause there were girls and all. So dumb.

I also got scolded before. But not by Wong, it was by Amir. Bloody Amir, gave me an essay to write on why i shouldn't change in East Coast Park. Hahahahaha. Thank goodness it was a long time ago. And i remember writing a good one! Even Amir was impressed.

Kusu man u flasher, u flashed in Tanglin Secondary School today! Come lar, insult me more lar, see if i pour out all your sick scandals or not!

Anyway, if this trend continues, i think people from outside will really start to take notice. And VS will once again make headlines and waves all across Singapore, like we always do!
If u don't believe me, look at this.

http://vs.moe.edu.sg/vsinthenews

I think we should change our motto, hmmmm.

Haha paiseh i don't know what's flashing in latin!

2306.

2006-12-02T01:34:00.000+08:00

This event was meant to be great. Even fate says so. 23(c)06. 2C for 2006, get it?

cool eh!

This is the chalet room for the 2C chalet this year. The moment i went into it, i felt that i wouldn't regret spending 3 days and 2 nights here!

But of course i know what not to do during a chalet, and that is to sleep!

Wrong way of spending the night at the chalet,
as demonstrated by the tea party gang.

As usual, the room was noisy like hell. Loud music playing from mini speakers connected to an ipod video. (Rich classmates i have!) After watching some card tricks by the maestro Oliver Foo, and erm, Han Sen, and the movie The Longest Yard, it was time for me to get introduced to the funnest gambling game ever!

It wasn't daidi, not blackjack, not poker, but MAHJONG. Learn to play the game and be totally hooked to it. Only setback, the tiles were almost as small as grape seeds.

how to play, pathetic. my phat fingers have problems picking the tiles.

So, for the sake of the mahjong people, i decided to ask my Mum for a set of tiles! She gamble queen, what also have. Hahaaha.

But still we played with the pathetic tiles till about 6 before catching some sleep.

At 9 the next day, no one could wake up! So Mr JuffriNO thought of a great plan to wake us up.

Blasting 'Welcome To The Black Parade' By My Chemical Romance.

It worked so well that it got all of us up. And we could do nothing but to shout knn and ccb, hohoho!

And so some of us headed out for our morning exercise session of basketball, or football.
Fun, fun and fun it was!

And then it was time for us heros to be heros. To get REAL mahjong tiles and ps2, from I and Jerald respectively.

Style right, black somemore. Hiong ah!

We played the whole night, played until i almost dropped dead. But it was fun lar, real worth not sleeping for it.

What is the best way to killl a cockroach?

Mr Jonathan Tan here with the demonstration, hahahahaha!

And finally what is a chalet when there is no barbeque? Must have barbeque right! Barbeque must have what, chicken wings right! Ahhhhhh.

Chicken wings, with a hint of marshmellow, niceee.

After the barbeque, of course it would be the group phototaking session!

Very handsome boys, with Nic of course.

After that was tension tension tension. Water bomb time!

Stupid Juffri, got me wet. That sounds crappy!

But i guess i got the shot of the day, a headshot.

Hooot liao, zhao! And so i ran. leaving a drenched
victim behind.

After that? Mahjong again. Pro right. Yeah.

Dawn came and it was time to pack up and go home. I felt kinda sad okay! It ended so fast.

With Wei En, so so sad.

And so, we checked out. But there's still time for one last picture!

Handsome boys again, hahahahaa.

Watched happy feet at 4 later on, but i was so shagged that i slept through 3/4 of the movie. SIAN. Waste my money only!

And so, i think this has been a very wonerful chalet stay for me. I'm content and happy, YAY!

David says peace out!

The Kusu Man And Mat Vain.

2006-11-25T23:51:00.000+08:00

Who is the Kusu Man? Who is Mat Vain?!
They were my roommates for 7 nights in the mosquito infested country of Malaysia.

What does Kusu Man look like?

Theerrrreeeee.

Sometimes he gives me so much pain and frustration, but sometimes he can crack me up with his monotonous voice and neverchanging facial expression.

And he has weird sleeping positions.

Spot the similarity.

OEI.

Is taking alot of self portraits good, in the sense that u like to admire your own beauty and want to show others how pleasant u look? Or is it like just the term that so many people like to use now? CAMWHORE. But serious talking, i think it's pretty okay lar.

Anyway, enjoy the hot Mat Vain man. Wooo!

More to come.

More.

MORE.

FINALLY.

Oh no one more hahahahaha.

Wahhh serious pe ki mak? Can make photo album already. One picture $2 lelong lelong!

This are my 2 roommates, i feel sooooo blessed. AHHHHH.

Anyway, this should be the VS 'B' Division Soccer Team of 2007 (lacking a few)

Alamak if i know i stand infront and show my big head then more prominent.

Reminblahbla@$%!@#$%%@$%

2006-11-14T00:47:00.000+08:00

I don't know why but i'm playing the violin now, in the middle of the night. Guess it's reminiscence, however u spell it. I hope the neighbours don't mind hahahaahahha. Crapppp.

AWAY!

2006-11-13T23:19:00.001+08:00

I will be away in malaysia for a week starting from tomorrow. There will be no updates, unless i can find a computer there. But as predicted, soccer boys and hockey boys will be staying in a bloody lousy 3 star hotel, so i doubt there'll be any computer, much less an internet source, to blog and update. SIANNN. BYEBYE S'pore, hello Malaysia! :D

Singapore sure win lar, ohoho!

VS Concert Band Musical World XXI

2006-11-13T00:19:00.000+08:00

Musical World XXI
Singapore Conference Hall
Dec 1st,7.30pm
$15, Free Seating
Conductor :Mr Tan Beng Wee
Pieces: Rhapsody for Hanukkah, Satiric Dances, Hanover Festival and many more!

With the VS Concert Band, a winner with gold with honours at the SYF(Singapore Youth Festival) expressing their musical creativity with unique pieces in the comfortable Singapore Conference Hall for a mere $15, this is an event not to be missed! Hurry up and get tickets now!
Lee Zhong Rong at 98346749.

Don't say i didn't help u, zr. :DD

Briefing.

2006-11-12T01:00:00.000+08:00

the 8 day soccer trip to malaysia was nearing. so many days and with all the running and kicking that we were gonna do, i thought that the amount of underwear i had wasn't enough. so, i decided to get some!

i wanted something new, something kinky! i didn't want the usual 5 for $10 looking briefs, so boring. SOOOOO,

TADA!

with a closer look, u will see this.

3 Sports Bikini Briefs.

exotic? yeahhhh.

black eyed me.

2006-11-07T23:26:00.000+08:00

my black eye hasn't been getting better. in fact it's getting worse! it was just a little patch at the beginning, but now it has expanded to half of my eye. i really hope it doesn't get worse cause it looks darn weird and awful.

i look like i wear eyeliner and got caught in the rain or something, then the thing gets blotched up. OHH YAR, then i'll be some EMO person! like this video. usually such songs give me headaches but this one by My Chemical Romance hits the right notes. not bad not bad!

YEAHHHH EMOOOOO.

Grudge?

2006-11-03T21:42:00.000+08:00

i decided to go on a special challenge. the challenge of overcoming my fears. along with my counterparts, hafez and shawn, i headed into the dark space with a square wall infront illuminating and displaying pictures. i took a seat and then it was time for battle.

it was the movie, "grudge 2", that i had to overcome. watched grudge one and i almost pissed in my pants. i'm not sure if u share the same sentiment, but i have a serious lack of balls. trailers passed quickly, and not too long later, the movie started.

the grudge is a trilogy, with a mum and a son as main characters, and the rest are just some movie stars that the mother and son get to kill. the mum(kayako) and son(toshio) got killed by some madman husband in their own home, and those 2 characters then kills anyone that enters their home, which is cursed. interesting eh?

this is mummy.

this is the son. (he's always naked)

however, people, or rather girls, were screaming. not at the both of them, but at the hot and handsome abc that's acting.

edison, being kissed. bloody lucky man.

better looking people like him make me(ugly emo freak) have lesser chances of getting a spouse.
the only thing i enjoyed in the movie was when he got killed, HAHAHAHAHA. i'm emo and mean.

this was what eason(edison) saw before he got kissed by this hot mum
at his apartment, wooo.

i tell you, in this movie, they kill much much more than the first one. it's some sort of a killing fest. the killing gets repeated and therefore it wasn't that scary after awhile. KKKK i'm just saying that caused i wanted to act brave. in actual fact i covered my face for the whole movie, leaving spaces for my eyes to just peer through. still quite brave right?

as usual, everyone dies, and i went home so afraid that i couldn't sleep and resorted to watching the tele till 3. then i tried to sleep! i tried to hug my brother of age 8, who was sleeping so sweetly at that time, and he told me to "go and die". bloody hell i'm your brother of age years, feed u till you're so fat and plushy then u ask me go die. no wonder i'm so emo.

now i'm still feeling so paranoid, so afraid of the thing suddenly coming into reality and killing me.
so i try to avoid people with long hair now.

then again, on second thoughts, NAH!

2006-10-29T00:05:00.005+08:00

it has been really a FUCKED UP few days for me. guess everyone knows too. no mood tahhh blog!

I ONLY WANNA SEE ANNEH DANCE. HOHOHOHO.
it was definitely more than screwing lightbulbs and patting the dog that's for sure.
oh imagine what we will do during training!

it's gonna be studies studies and studies, and more studies!
hopefully i'll end up being a si bak gau( 4 eyed monkey), which means studious lar!

there was only something to cheer me up, and it was the pictures from last year!
ohh my those were the bestest days

we looked so happy didn't we?

secondary one! we looked sooo cute ehhh!
(except for the idiot with funny hair)

the peak of c division! (cause from then on it was downhill hoho)

ahhhh, looking back at happy times really gave a smile on my face.

except for this

not much similarity except for the huge head, really.

Mustafa centre.

2006-10-21T23:11:00.000+08:00

mustafa! your one stop shopping haven. 24 hours open, just for you my friend. took us real long to get to that place, all the way at farrel road! very near LITTLE INDIA. i wanted some komalas but forgot that the boyfriends were fasting, bloody wasted.

outside mustafa. even the singtel posters were in tamil!

this is mustafa centre my friend, your shopping haven. open 24 hours.

entered mustafa and i thought that i was in another country, it's totally different!
very different from normal shopping centres.

shoes and clothings of different brands are just jumbled up and stacked alongside each other. exotic brands( GARUDA PAGODA, BUANTAN CHINA) can be found too! now where do u find something like this, in parkway, tampines or in orchard? definitely an enriching experience. but i have to say that the range of goods were superb, including toys.

a doll, with a dot on her head. this is for u my friend, just for u.

the boyfriends. (only one wanted to be identified)

and the shoppers there were well, erm, expected.

hohoho.

mustafa's so special that they even had plastic stuff( i don't know what it's called!) used to bind your plastic bag and our school bags so that u don't put other stuff into the plastic bag/bag that u bought stuff with. this is due to the lack of sensors and electronic tags! i wonder why. so i asked the guy who binded us and he said, 'so that u canot open your "JIP"!'

see the green colour binder? cool eh?

overall, it was quite ok lar. not that bad. the service was so so but i have to say that the range of goods were superb. what a nice tribute from me to all indians.

HAPPY DEEPAVALI!

The god of gamblers and ultraman

2006-10-19T21:33:00.000+08:00

what is the best thing to do while waiting for results after the exams?

PLAY CARDS!

i'm sure many will agree with me, everyone will just play play and play till a teacher comes in.
but today i met the god of gamblers, he beat me in every game. and i didn't even know that he cheated.

with his angelic cutie face and deadly cheating skills, he is a force to be reckoned with. LAICC.

then after training joseph had his new hairstyle. i don't know how he does it because his hair is like velcro, but
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

same, RIGHT?!

For the good things in life.

2006-10-17T22:13:00.000+08:00

we must treasure everything we have in this world.

this is my type of emo man, sob sob.

2006-10-16T23:50:00.001+08:00

it's been a crazy few days man! everything passed so fast and there was so much joy and enjoyment. fun fun fun i guess!

went to watch a movie! it's about this idiot with his idiotic friends and family, driving idiotic races! hohoho trust me the whole movie is filled with idiocity! but it was the idiocity that made it so fun to watch lar. and i have a dream, a dream to be a critic! so i give it 4 STARS.

idiot number 1 and 2.

my favourite gay boy! so hot : X

second was the bloody stayover at shawn's. it was the NORMAL stuff being done by us (DA SOCCER BOYS) in shawn's room, watching football and more balls, until the real fun came.

cycling! bloody fun it was, hahahahaah on the empty roads of the industrial parks of simei, or changi, or, shit. no cars at all ok! shiok shiok shiok. i was lucky to escape with my, shall i say, 'not that well honed' cycling skills. PHEW.

i don't wanna end up like this.

then we just sat down in the middle of the road and had a great chat, before some idiotic taxi driver came and said, 'you all want to die isit!'

HOHOHO, he said that cause he couldn't get any business in the middle of the night. grumpy ass driver.

i'm really looking forward to the coming holidays, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. emo emo emo.

The Ultimate Headbutt

2006-10-13T01:10:00.000+08:00


attah joseph obaje using his head and a tool to inflict pain!

HAIR!

2006-10-11T22:52:00.000+08:00

There is a saying that being simple is good.

Be it naturally simple,

Simple due to just ageing,

and some just do it cause it looks cool.

and like in this case, hafez!

BEFORE

AFTER

Not bad lar not bad. Nice crop.

HOHOHO!

2006-10-11T13:13:00.000+08:00

Tui Hou by Jay Chou. lalaalalalalalalalalala.

like some chao ah beng.

2006-10-11T12:16:00.000+08:00

the exams are over! people like me get to enjoy, until the results are out.

and therefore i have made up a list of a few things to do:
1. play pangya, since joel and chongchao plays it
2. visit VIVO CITY, since it's so so big and so so new.
3. of course, football football football.

the a math paper was crap. and i know why. pang wanted to get back at jarod for spotting him with that china prostitute. bloody hell.

life sucks man, i just wanna slit my wrist and die. hohoho.

i'm a

cause i fail math.

2006-10-10T22:19:00.000+08:00

handsome dude in charge of the discipline of Victoria School.
undisputed OM among the 2.
holds the record for not changing and washing polo tshirt and short khaki pants after 'exercising'. COOL.

can't wait wooooooo.

2006-10-10T21:13:00.000+08:00

oh my it's almost the end of exams. can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait. it's time to enjoy now, before the results come back. this sucks. life sucks. EMOOOOOOOOO. AHHHHHHHH. oh yar FOOTBALL tomorrow!

2006-10-09T15:22:00.000+08:00

i don't know why my date stuff are all in some funny cursive indian language. this once again shows life sucks. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. KUNJI KUDE SUTHE NATHE!

hey!

2006-10-09T15:12:00.000+08:00

testing, testing. and i'm emo. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!